White Elephant Gone Wrong
Playing “White Elephant” in my family is a tradition we love. My exmormon aunt always puts in a lottery ticket (which people really fight over), but the craziest it ever got was when me and my exmormon cousin were fighting over the Slinky until the timer ran out. I guess it was the only interesting gift for us younger kids. The grossest one was the used toilet seat my aunt salvaged form a jobsite. That was so nasty, but one of the most memorable White Elephant exchanges we have ever had. My uncle ended up asking for something and said, “What is this?”